Trump ready to meet Ghadafi: Birth certificates and school records mandatory at talks

Tripoli (from the Poke’em desk)  – Donald Trump, fresh from flirting with a presidential run is now running after another president, Muammar Ghadafi. Apparently, The Donald sees some real estate opportunities in Libya. He has said that birth certificates and school records will be mandatory all talks. They are nearing an agreement, which includes Trump selling Ghadafi his personal helicopter for the ongoing civil war in Libya. Trump said, “I’ll only do the deal if he leaves my name on the helicopter.” He added. “What he does with it after that is his business.”  It’s rumored that Muammar is also negotiating to get Ghadafi his wives into Trump’s Miss America Pagent. The talks apparently will include the building of a world classless golf course with the biggest sand traps in the world. It will be named either the Trump Sand Trap Resort or the Ghadafi Hell Hole Get-away.

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